Important Recall Notice!

    The maker of ALL human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make, model or year, due to a defect in th primary and central component of the heart.
   This is due to a malfunction  in the original prototype units code named “Adam” and “Eve”, resaulting in the reproduction of the same defect in ALL subsequent units.
   This defect has been technically termed, “Subsequential Internal Non-Morality”, or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily evident by loss of moral judgment.
   The symptoms of this defect include but are not limited to:
         (a). Loss of direction
         (b). Foul vocal emmissions
         (c). Amnesia of origin
         (d). Lack of peace or joy
         (e). selfish, or violent behavior
         (f). Depression or confusion in the mental component
         (g). Fearfulness
         (h). Idolatry
 
   The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct the S.I.N. defect.
   The website to visit for this recall service in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please up load your burden of S.I.N. by pressing the R.E.P.E.N.T.A.N.C.E. button, next download J.E.S.U.S. into the heart.
 
   No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is the JESUS repair will replace it with:
        (1). Love
        (2). Joy
        (3). Peace
        (4). Long-Suffering
        (5). Gentleness
        (6). Goodness
        (7). Faith
        (8). Meekness
        (9). Temperance
 
    Please see operating manual (Holy Bible), for further details on the use of these fixes.
 
   WARNING!!   Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids the manufacturer’s warrenty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will resault in the human unit being permanently impounded.
   
 
   DANGER!!   Any human unit not receiving this recall action will have to be scraped in te furnace. (NO EXCEPTIONS). The S.I.N. defect must not enter heaven or else heaven itself will become infected.
 
    Once again for free emergency service please visit P.R.A.Y.E.R. and download J.E.S.U.S. into your heart without delay.